Kreayshit

I have good news for Lady Caca, Sublime, and Die Antwoord; you're no longer the worst fucking artists in the world. Meet the new reigning queen of shit - Kreayshawn.

OK, seriously, what the fuck is this garbage? Apparently this horrible human being is the hottest new hip-hop sensation. Ugh. All I see is some weed-addled hipster with delusions of grandeur, who dresses like a ghetto Minnie Mouse and thinks she can rap. She looks like a moron and her "talent" is a joke (as proven by her hella sick freestyle session on MTV). Also, calling this "rap" is a stretch. It's like she inhaled some helium and just said a bunch of words. She's the poor man's MC Chris.

When I first saw this video, I automatically assumed it was a joke. How on earth could anyone
A. Like this shit
B. Take it seriously

Honestly, this is so unbelievably awful, that it's not even funny. But that's not really the point. The point is that this waste of space just signed a record deal, and will probably be huge, when there are truly talented, intelligent females in the hip-hop community that are MUCH more deserving. People are always complaining that there are no positive female role models in hip-hop, then they go make a star out of Kreayshawn. It's fucking absurd.

Fuck you to anybody that helped make this retard famous. Go punch yourself in the taint because you're a fucking asshole.