In honor of Arcade Fire putting everyone to sleep with their boring new record, let's make a list of all the other annoying, irritating, overrated crap that makes hipsters jizz in their too-tight girl jeans.
- MGMT
- Vampire Weekend
- Sleigh Bells
- M.I.A.
- Connor Oberst (and all of his shitty bands and side projects)
- Animal Collective
- Wavves
- Crystal Castles or Antlers or Stilts or whatever. They all suck.
- The XX
Am I forgetting anyone? I'm sure I am.
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you should make a post about how semi-precious weapons put all these bands to shame.
i hope you realize these are your opinions, not facts. there are people who could say the same bitter, trite comments about your shitty music and website(like me). you suck. you sound miserable. please move far away, preferably some place where they don't have the internet.
As a matter of fact I DO realize these are my opinions. That's kind of the whole point here. The name of this blog is "I Hate All Your Favorite Bands" (which implies that my OPINION of your favorite bands is unfavorable) not "It's A Fact That All The Bands You Like Suck" (which implies that it's a FACT that your favorite bands are terrible). I'm also well aware that there are people out there who dislike my opinions, my blog, and my favorite bands (like yourself). That's the beauty of this great country of ours - we're all allowed to have our own opinions on things. Ain't America grand?
For the record, I don't suck. I'm actually a pretty decent guy. And I'm not miserable at all. I'm actually one of the happiest dudes you'll ever meet. I find it odd that you would make such harsh judgments based strictly on my musical tastes. You don't even know me. Sure, I made some disparaging judgmental remarks about hipsters in this post, but it's all done in jest, for the most part. You mean to tell me you've never talked shit about a band you don't like (or a fan of said band)? I find that a little hard to believe. So, when you and your bros pal around talking shit about Nickelback and their fans, how is that any different than what I did above? And what makes you better than me? If you don't like my words, don't read my fucking blog. Or, better yet, start your own blog where you talk shit about me, my blog, or bands that I like. Hell, start a blog talking about bands that you LOVE. I don't care, I won't read it anyways. I won't waste my time and energy on things that don't appeal to me. I suggest you do the same.
Never heard of any of those bands. Glad I'm not missing anything.
don't forget the avett brothers, and insert shitty bro-step dj here.
I feel fortunate enough to have not heard of most bands on this list but I'm having trouble coming to terms with just how awful Vampire Weekend are. Completely joyless!
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