Sweet fucking Christ, have you seen this shit? If you watch Adult Swim as regularly as I do, then no doubt you've seen the commercials for The Edge - the latest collection of all the terrible alt-rock and nu-metal jamz that you never liked in the first place. Who the fuck listened to this fucking crap anyways? And why do they need a 3 CD set celebrating it? Seriously, even if you did listen to these songs back in the day, didn't you hear them at enough frat houses, tailgate parties, and Nascar rallies that you'd NEVER WANT TO HEAR THEM AGAIN?
The tracklisting is completely laughable - an absurd hodgepodge of one-hit wonders (American Hi-Fi, Jet, Finger Eleven), Christian nu-metal (P.O.D, Evenescense), cookie-cutter alt-rock (Our Lady Peace, Three Doors Down, Everclear), and crappy mall-punk (Yellowcard, Simple Plan, Sum 41) that would make any douchebag squeal with glee. I guess if you're looking to bro-down with the homies and crack open a Natty Ice, then this is the collection for you. Ugh.


5 comments:
I knew they'd come up with a disk format of cyanide one of these days!
nigga, you dumb and ugly.
I couldn't agree with you more. To condense all my comments; just stumbled here. Love your stuff. I couldn't agree more with your overrated post either. Though I do like SOME Obrest, most Vampire Weekend, and uh... Crystal Antlers EP.
Keep on liking good music.
Taylor
That might be the worst shit ever.
Evenescence isn't a christian band. they're just normal, also Finger 11 had two hits and Jet has had 3 or 4.
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