For the last year or so, I've been receiving issues of Rolling Stone Magazine in the mail. Keep in mind, I never ordered a subscription, and I've never paid for an issue, but they still keep sending them. It's such an asinine and irrelevant magazine these days, that I suppose this is the only way they can get people to read. Anyways, the latest issue showed up while I was away this weekend, and as you can see by the magnificent cover, Rolling Stone really has their shit together. First of all, The State of Rock is the title of your issue, but you feature the fucking Black Eyed Peas on the cover? Way to go, retards. And the subtitle of the very same issue is "40 Reasons to Get Excited About Music starring The Black Eyed Peas." Really? REALLY? Only 12 years olds and fucking mutants get "excited" about the Black Eyed Peas. Christ man, come on. You're not even trying anymore, are you Rolling Stone? I have yet to thumb through the rest of the issue (I honestly can't get past this fucking cover), but I'm afraid of what I might find if I do. Most likely Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, and Lil' Wayne. Ugh.
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The same thing happened to me too, only I get 2 issues in the mail every time they shat this stuff out, one in my name and one in my 2 year old kids name (seriously she's 2 what the fuck Rolling Stone?!?!). If I see one more Lil Wayne or John Mayer cover, I'm probably gonna build a time machine, travel back to the night I was conceived, and personally hand my mother a condom. Also, I'd love nothing more in life than to kick Justin Beiber in the teeth. And I'm beginning to think that Bono is the editor with the amount of coverage U2 gets.
I was doing auditions to find a vocal for my band and a girl came to see us so we were all excited specially me I said to myself that at least I won't be the only girl in the band. We asked her bout her favorite rock bands and she said black eyed peas. Imagine that. I never was a violent person but at that time I really was about to jump and kill her myself.
Lil Wayne and John Mayer? I think I just puked a little in my mouf. Ugh.
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a couple quotes from rolling stone readers on their website:
-Is this a joke? The Black Eyed Peas are one of the biggest reasons to be angry about music nowadays. I've been a subscriber for over 15 years and this is the biggest load of horse shit garbage you've ever put on your cover.
-Seriously Rolling Stone? The Black Eyed Peas are the biggest fraud band to come along in years. Just listen to almost any of their "songs". They just shout, chant some hacked up slogan and bounce. Their work is garbage, pure and simple. And Will.I.Am is a complete hack.
Haha, you think your some kind of god of music? really?! your not dude, you wouldn't know a good band even if they fucking kick your motherfuckin teeth in. your probably some loser ass man that has nothin else to do with your life! ps stone temple pilots suck major ass apparently like you. get a life fuck face! and stop telling kids to kill themselves cause of what music they listen to i will report you!!!
Thanks for the insightful comment, pal. I always appreciate hearing from my readers. Now if I may, I'd like to respond.
1. I do not think I'm some kind of god of music. I am a music fan though, and like you, I'm allowed to have strong opinions about what I like and dislike. You obviously have a very strong LIKE of the Black Eyed Peas, and a very strong DISLIKE of me. To each his own.
2. Thrice in the comment above you used "your" instead of "you're." Why don't you go back to school and learn proper grammar instead of trolling the internet looking for people who hate the Black Eyed Peas and then leaving anonymous threats, ok asshole?
3. Not sure what the Stone Temple Pilots remark is about, but I tend to agree. I liked them a lot when I was younger, but I recently listened to the new record and it does indeed suck major ass.
4. You're (see I used it properly there) probably right though - I SHOULD get a life. It's pretty pathetic to spend one's time talking shit anonymously about people and bands online, huh? Oh wait...
5. Finally, if you're this worked up over my blog, you need to lighten the fuck up. You obviously have a sense of humor since you're a fan of the Black Eyed Peas, so why don't you chill the fuck out and laugh every now and then. You probably hate the music I listen to just as much as I hate the music you listen to. If you don't like what you read here, move along. There are plenty of other blogs out there for you to read.
Thanks again.
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White Goodman
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